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# OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES

### Editor's Note

> This is the physician and poet, not his son of the same name who was a Supreme Court Justice and famous in his own right. Very early on Dr. Holmes became my mentor and guide in the philosophy of medicine. Though his world-wide fame was based on his prose and poetry, he was an eminent leader in medicine. Many—too many years ago I would often assign Holmes' "Medical Essays" to a medical student whose sharp edges of science needed some rounding-off with a touch of humanity. I have no longer the privilege of assigning anything to anybody, yet encourage any of you, especially any who may be physicians, to read the thoughts of a family doctor of the early 1800's.

    A misprint kills a sensitive author

    Absolute, peremptory facts are bullies

    Advised every literary man to have a
    profession.

    Afraid of books who have not handled
    them from infancy

    Age and neglect united gradually

    Agreed on certain ultimata of belief

    Algebraic symbols of minds which have
    grown too weak

    All his geese are swans

    All men are bores, except when we want
    them

    All men love all women

    All the forms of moral excellence,
    except truth

    All want to reach old age and grumble
    when they get it

    And now we two are walking the long
    path in peace together

    Another privilege of talking is to
    misquote

    Arc in the movement of a large
    intellect

    As I understand truth

    As to clever people's hating each other

    As a child, he should have tumbled
    about in a library

    Asked Solon what made him dare to be so
    obstinate

    Assume a standard of judgment in our
    own minds

    At the mercy of every superior mind

    Audacious self-esteem, with good ground
    for it

    Automatic and involuntary actions of
    the mind

    Babbage's calculating machine

    Be very careful to whom you trust one
    of these keys

    Beautiful effects from wit,—all the
    prismatic colors

    Been in the same precise circumstances
    before

    Behave like men and gentlemen about it,
    if you know how.

    Beliefs are rooted in human wants and
    weakness, and die hard

    Bells which small trades-people connect
    with their shop-doors

    Better for mankind,—and all the worse
    for the fishes

    Better too few words, from the woman we
    love

    Bewitching cup of self-quackery

    Bill which will render pockets a
    superfluity in your next suit

    Blank checks of intellectual bankruptcy

    Bowing and nodding over the music

    Brain often runs away with the heart's
    best blood

    Brilliant flashes—of silence!

    Brute beasts of the intellectual domain

    Bury in it beliefs, doubts, dreams,
    hopes, and terrors

    But we must sail, and not drift, nor
    lie at anchor.

    But it was in talking of Life that we
    came most nearly together

    Called an old man for the first time

    Character is distinctly shown at the
    age of four months.

    Cigar

    Clairvoyance which sees into things
    without opening them

    Code of finalities is a necessary
    condition of profitable talk

    Cold shower-bath the world furnishes
    gratis

    Comfort is essential to enjoyment

    Commerce is just putting his granite
    foot upon them

    Common sense, as you understand it.

    Common sense was good enough for him

    Compare the racer with the trotter

    Conceit is just a natural thing to
    human minds

    Conceit has the virtue of making them
    cheerful

    Conclusion that he or she is really
    dull

    Conflicting advice of all manner of
    officious friends

    Consciousness of carrying a "settler"
    in the form of a fact

    Controversy

    Conversation which is suggestive rather
    than argumentative

    Conversational fungi spring up most
    luxuriantly

    Conversational bully

    Conversational blank checks or counters

    Conversational soprano

    Creative action is not voluntary at all

    Crippled souls

    Crow with a king-bird after him

    Cut your climate to your constitution

    Dangerous subjects

    Demand for intellectual labor is so
    enormous

    Did I believe in love at first sight?

    Didn't know Truth was such an invalid

    Differ on the fundamental principles

    Dishwater from the washings of English
    dandyism

    Disputing about remainders and
    fractions

    Do wish she would get well—or
    something

    Do you know how important good
    jockeying is to authors?

    Do you ever wonder why poets talk so
    much about flowers?

    Do not be bullied out of your common
    sense by the specialist

    Don't make your moral staple consist of
    the negative virtues

    Don't believe any man ever talked like
    that in this world

    Don't begin to pry till you have got
    the long arm on your side

    Don't ever think the poetry is dead in
    an old man

    Don't be in a hurry to choose your
    friends

    Doomed to the pangs of an undeceived
    self-estimate

    Dullest of teachers is the one who does
    not know what to omit

    Dulness is not commonly a game fish

    Earned your money by the dose you have
    taken

    Easier to dispute it than to disprove
    it

    Easier to say this than to prove it

    Educational factory

    Elysian abandonment of a huge recumbent
    chair.

    Every person's feelings have a
    front-door and a side-door

    Extra talent does sometimes make people
    jealous

    Facts always yield the place of honor,
    in conversation

    Fall silent and think they are thinking

    Few, if any, were ruined by drinking

    Flash terms for words which truly
    characterize their objects.

    Fortune is the measure of intelligence

    Fortune had left her, sorrow had
    baptized her

    Friendship authorizes you to say
    disagreeable things

    Gambling with dice or stocks

    Gambling, on the great scale, is not
    republican

    Generalize the disease and
    individualize the patient

    Generally ruined before they became
    drunkards

    Genius in an essentially common person
    is detestable

    Gift of seeing themselves in the true
    light

    Give it an intellectual shake and hold
    it up to the light

    Give us the luxuries of life

    Good for nothing until they have been
    long kept and used

    Good feeling helps society to make
    liars of most of us

    Good Americans, when they die, go to
    Paris

    Got his hand up, as a pointer lifts his
    forefoot

    Governed, not by, but according to laws

    Grave without a stone where nothing but
    a man is buried

    Great silent-moving misery puts a new
    stamp on us

    Grow we must, if we outgrow all that we
    love

    Grow old early, if you would be old
    long

    Habit is a labor-saving invention

    Habits are the crutches of old age

    Half knowledge dreads nothing but whole
    knowledge

    Half-censure divided between the
    parties

    Hard it is for some people to get out
    of a room

    He did not know so much about old age
    then as he does now

    He that has once done you a kindness

    He who is carried by horses must deal
    with rogues

    Height of art to conceal art

    Her breathing was somewhat hurried and
    high, or thoracic

    Here lies buried the soul of the
    licentiate Pedro Garcias

    Hire logic, in the shape of a lawyer

    Hold their outspread hands over your
    head

    Holes in all her pockets

    Hoped he did deserve a little abuse
    occasionally

    Hopelessly dull discourse acts
    inductively

    How long will school-keeping take to
    kill you?

    Hung with moss, looking like bearded
    Druids

    Hydrostatic paradox of controversy

    I always believed in life rather than
    in books

    I always break down when folks cry in
    my face

    I allow no "facts" at this table

    I show my thought, another his

    I tell my secrets too easily when I am
    downhearted.

    I love horses

    I think I have not been attacked enough
    for it

    I never think I have hit hard unless it
    rebounds

    I replied with my usual forbearance

    I am my own son, as it seems to me

    I had not thought love was ever meant
    for me.

    I hate books

    I have lived by the sea-shore and by
    the mountains

    I have taken all knowledge to be my
    province

    If so and so, we should have been this
    or that

    If they have run as well as they knew
    how!

    If I thought I should ever see the
    Alps!

    Il faut ne pas BRUTALISER la machine

    In what direction we are moving

    Incipit Allegoria Senectutis.

    Infinite ocean of similitudes and
    analogies

    Insanity is often the logic of an
    accurate mind overtasked

    Insanity

    Intellectual companions can be found
    easily

    Is this the mighty ocean?—is this all?

    It is by little things that we know
    ourselves

    It is pleasant to be foolish at the
    right time

    Judge men's minds by comparing with
    mine

    Keep his wit in the background

    Key to this side-door

    Knowledge and timber only useful when
    seasoned

    La main de fer sous le gant de velours

    Laid the egg of the Reformation which
    Luther hatched

    Laughs at times at the grand airs
    "Science" puts on

    Law of the road with regard to handsome
    faces

    Leading a string of my mind's daughters
    to market

    Leap at a single bound into celebrity

    Learn anything twice as easily as in my
    earlier days

    Leave your friend to learn unpleasant
    truths from his enemies

    Lecturer is public property

    Let us cry!

    Liability of all men to be elected to
    public office

    Life would be nothing without
    paper-credit

    Life is maintained by the respiration
    of oxygen and of sentiment

    Like taking the cat in your lap after
    holding a squirrel

    Listen to what others say about
    subjects you have studied

    Little great man

    Little muscle which knows its
    importance

    Little narrow streaks of specialized
    knowledge

    Live on the reputation of the
    reputation they might have made

    Living in a narrow world of dry habits

    Logic

    Logicians carry the surveyor's chain
    over the track

    Long illness is the real vampyrism

    Look through the silvered rings of the
    arcus senilis!

    Love must be either rich or rosy

    Love is sparingly soluble in the words
    of men

    Love-capacity is a congenital endowment

    Lying is unprofitable

    Made up your mind to do when you ask
    them for advice

    Man of family

    Man who means to be honest for a
    literary pickpocket

    Man is father to the boy that was

    Man's and a woman's dusting a library

    Man's first life-story shall clean him
    out, so to speak

    Mathematical fact

    May doubt everything to-day if I will
    only do it civilly

    Meaningless blushing

    Mechanical invention had exhausted
    itself

    Memory is a net

    Men that know everything except how to
    make a living

    Men grow sweet a little while before
    they begin to decay

    Men of facts wait their turn in grim
    silence

    Men who have found new occupations when
    growing old

    Men that it weakens one to talk with an
    hour

    Men are fools, cowards, and liars all
    at once

    Might have hired an EARTHQUAKE for less
    money!

    Moralist and occasional sermonizer

    Most of our common, working beliefs are
    probabilities

    Moved as if all her articulations were
    elbow-joints

    Much ashamed of some people for
    retaining their reason

    Must not read such a string of verses
    too literally

    Must sail sometimes with the wind and
    sometimes against it

    Must be weaned from his late suppers
    now

    Napoleon's test

    Nature dresses and undresses them

    Nature, who always has her pockets full
    of seeds

    Nearest approach to flying that man has
    ever made

    Neither make too much of flaws or
    overstatements

    Never forget where they have put their
    money

    No families take so little medicine as
    those of doctors

    No fresh truth ever gets into a book

    No man knows his own voice

    Nobody is so old he doesn't think he
    can live a year

    None of my business to inquire what
    other persons think

    Nutritious diet of active sympathetic
    benevolence

    Oblivion as residuary legatee

    Oblivion's Uncatalogued Library

    Odious trick of speech or manners must
    be got rid of.

    Oh, so patient she is, this
    imperturbable Nature!

    Old Age

    Old age appear as a series of personal
    insults and indignities

    Old jokes are dynamometers of mental
    tension

    One very sad thing in old friendships

    One whose patients are willing to die
    in his hands

    One doesn't like to be cruel,—and yet
    one hates to lie

    One that goes in a nurse may come out
    an angel

    One can generally tell these wholesale
    thieves easily enough

    Open patches where the sun gets in and
    goes to sleep

    Oracle

    Original, though you have uttered it a
    hundred times

    Ought to produce insanity in every
    well-regulated mind

    Our brains are seventy-year clocks

    Overrate their own flesh and blood

    Painted there by reflection from our
    faces

    Passion never laughs

    People in the green stage of millionism

    People that make puns are like wanton
    boys

    Person is really full of information,
    and does not abuse it

    Personal incidents that call up single
    sharp pictures

    Physical necessity to talk out what is
    in the mind

    Picket-guard at the extreme outpost

    Plagiarism

    Pluck survives stamina

    Poem must be kept and used, like a
    meerschaum, or a violin

    Poetry, instead of making one other
    heart happy

    Poetry of words is quite as beautiful
    as that of sentences

    Poor creature that does not often
    repeat himself

    Poverty is evidence of limited capacity

    Power of human beings is a very
    strictly limited agency

    Power of music

    Pretensions of presumptuous ignorance

    Pride, in the sense of contemning
    others

    Probabilities

    Project a principle full in the face of
    obvious fact!

    Provincial conceit, which some of us
    must plead guilty to.

    Pseudo-science

    Pseudological inanity

    Public itself, which insists on being
    poisoned

    Pun is prima facie an insult

    Put coppers on the railroad-tracks

    Qu'est ce qu'il a fait?  What has he
    done?

    Quackery and idolatry are all but
    immortal

    Question everything

    Racing horses are essentially gambling
    implements

    Rapidity with which ideas grow old in
    our memories

    Rather meet three of the scowlers than
    one of the smilers.

    Rather longer than usual dressing that
    morning

    Regained my freedom with a sigh

    Religious mental disturbances

    Remarkably intelligent audience

    Remarks like so many postage-stamps

    Returning thanks after a dinner of many
    courses

    Ribbon which has strangled so many
    false pretensions

    Sad thing to be born a sneaking fellow

    Saddle-leather is in some respects even
    preferable

    Saint may be a sinner that never got
    down to "hard pan"

    Saturation-point of each mind differs
    from that of every other

    Saying one thing about it and believing
    another

    Scientific certainty has no spring in
    it

    Scientific knowledge

    Second story projecting

    See if the ripe fruit were better or
    worse

    Self-assertion, such as free suffrage
    introduces

    Self-love is a cup without any bottom

    Self-made men?

    Self-unconsciousness of genius

    Sense of SMELL

    Sentenced to capital punishment for the
    crime of living

    "Sentimentality," which is sentiment
    overdone

    "Settler" in the form of a fact or a
    revolver

    Several false premises

    Shake the same bough again

    She who nips off the end of a brittle
    courtesy

    She always laughs and cries in the
    right places

    Shut out, not all light, but all the
    light they do not want

    Shy of asking questions of those who
    know enough to destroy

    SIN has many tools, but a lie is the
    handle which fits them all

    Single combats between dead authors and
    living housemaids

    Singular inability to weigh the value
    of testimony

    Six persons engaged in every dialogue
    between two

    Slow to accept marvellous stories and
    many forms of superstition

    Small potatoes always get to the
    bottom.

    Smiling at present follies

    So long as a woman can talk, there is
    nothing she cannot bear

    So much woman in it,—muliebrity, as
    well as femineity

    So much must be pardoned to humanity

    Society is a strong solution of books

    Society of Mutual Admiration

    Sold his sensibilities

    Some people that think everything
    pitiable is so funny

    Some people think that truth and gold
    are always to be washed for

    Somebody had been calling him an old
    man

    Something she is ashamed of, or ought
    to be

    Something better than flowers; it is a
    seed-capsule

    Somewhere,—somewhere,—love is in
    store for them

    Stages of life

    Struggle with the ever-rising mists of
    delusion

    Stupidity often saves a man from going
    mad

    Style is the man

    Sudden conviction that I had seen it
    somewhere

    Takes very little to spoil everything
    for writer, talker, lover

    Talk about those subjects you have had
    long in your mind

    Talk, to me, is only spading up the
    ground for crops of thought

    Talk without words is half their
    conversation

    Talkers who have what may be called
    jerky minds

    Talking with a dull friend affords
    great relief

    Talking is like playing on the harp

    Talking is one of the fine arts

    Talking shapes our thoughts for us

    Tears that we weep inwardly with
    unchanging features

    Temptation of money and fame is too
    great for young people

    Tepid and unstimulating expression of
    enthusiasm

    Terrible smile

    Thanklessness of critical honesty

    That great procession of the UNLOVED

    The house is quite as much the body we
    live in

    The schoolmistress had tried life, too

    The Amen! of Nature is always a flower

    The race that shortens its weapons
    lengthens its boundaries

    The year eighteen hundred and ever-so-few

    The way to argue down a vice is not to
    tell lies about it

    Their business is not a matter of
    sympathy, but of intellect

    There is no elasticity in a
    mathematical fact

    There is a higher law in grammar, not
    to be put down

    There is almost always at least one key
    to this side-door

    Think only in single file front this
    day forward

    Think of the griefs that die unspoken!

    Third vowel as its center

    This is the shortest way,—she said

    This is one of those cases in which the
    style is the man

    Those who ask your opinion really want
    your praise

    Time is a fact

    To trifle with the vocabulary

    To pay up, to own up, and to shut up,
    if beaten

    Too late!—— "It might have been."——
    Amen!

    Travellers change their guineas, but
    not their characters

    Triumph of the ciphering hand-organ

    True state of creative genius is allied
    to reverie, or dreaming

    Truth must roll, or nobody can do
    anything with it

    Truth is only safe when diluted

    Truth's  sharp corners get terribly
    rounded

    Truths a man carries about with him are
    his tools

    Turn over any old falsehood

    Unadorned and in plain calico

    Undertakers

    Unpacks and unfolds incidental
    illustrations

    Unpretending mediocrity is good

    Virtually old when it first makes its
    appearance

    Virtue passed through the hem of their
    parchment

    Virtues of a sporting man

    Vulgarism of language

    Wait awhile!

    Walls of that larger Inquisition which
    we call Civilization

    Want of ideas, want of words, want of
    manners

    We die out of houses, just as we die
    out of our bodies

    We always compare ourselves with our
    contemporaries.

    We are all theological students

    We carry happiness into our condition

    We don't read what we don't like

    We never tell our secrets to people
    that pump for them.

    Wedded, faded away, threw themselves
    away

    Wedding-ring conveys a right to a key
    to this side-door

    Weeded their circle pretty well of
    these unfortunates

    What a satire, by the way, is that
    machine

    What are the great faults of
    conversation?

    Whether anything can be conscious of
    its own flavor??

    Whether gifted with the accident of
    beauty or not

    While she is silent, Nature is working
    for her

    Who is in advance of it or even with it

    Wholesale professional dealers in
    misfortune

    Why authors and actors are ashamed of
    being funny?

    Why did I not ask? you will say

    Will you take the long path with me?

    Winning-post a slab of white or gray
    stone

    Wit knows that his place is at the tail
    of a procession.

    Wonder how my great trees are coming on
    this summer.

    World calls him hard names, probably

    World has a million roosts for a man,
    but only one nest.

    Yes, I am a man, like another

    Young man knows the rules, but the old
    man knows the exceptions

    Youth and age—something in the soul

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